Today I had a Rasberry Cheese Crossiant for breakfast and a Nutty Butty Bar for lunch. There is definatley something wrong with this picture. And I wonder why my waist resembles so much a Starcrunch? I feel like we are a bunch of lab rats...here in America. They put us all together and throw in a bunch of Nutty Butty Bars and McDonalds cheeseburgers, Crystal Meth making instructions, guns, Gwar, Morrisey, TuPac and Britney Spears, big ol saline titties, surgeons who'll promise to give you lips like Angelina Jolie, Credit Cards, Starbucks, SUV's and PBR, botox, Red Bull, enough antidepressents and anxiety medications to put the entire continent of Africa into 'twighlight sedation', super size portions, caffeine, cigarettes, cell phones and internet pornography and then bring in George "I'm proud to be an A-mirrican" BUSH to represent and lead our country...and its no wonder we're all so messed up!
In my dads words...'That is all'.
