Let's play another game. This one is called, how many cliche's can you find in this picture? Let me help you get started. Here we are a junior in college. It is 1998. We have the Bob Marley poster next to Michael Stipe because it's all about Automatic For The People. We have a beautiful, rare, one of a kind sketch of Kurt Cobain...drawn by yours truly. Then we have the BEASTIE BOYS photo in a plastic protective sleeve held up by a thumbtack (must preserve the art)...moving right along to the 4 paneled BLURRED (b/c Finance probably doesn't want you all seeing my ample bosoms)half naked picture that the porn star boyfriend convinced me to pose for, nicely framed in glass and on display for all my visitors (oh wait, you mean you didn't have a porn addicted boyfriend in college who brainwashed you into taking half nekked *cough *cough photographs? (okay, so Im trying to save a bit of face here, maybe their wasn't anything HALF about those pictures....b/c i have a feeling i might be called out here..hillary shut your fucking wordhole or I'll beat you) oh silly me! And then we have the Beatles...and here's my favorite part of this picture...THE HANGING DRIED ROSES!!!! OH you know you had hanging dried roses. Because...they were special!!! They had MEANING!!! IT WAS ART!!! MAN!!!! Now, nevermind all the shit scattered about and the mattress on the floor and the black rought iron bedroom set...I KNOW YOU HAD THAT TOO...EVERYONE DID...it was like the 199.99 college starter bedroom set that they sold EVERYWHERE!!! Nevermind the box dyed hippie hair and the BLACK LIGHT hanging on the wall by the Bob Marley poster. And what you may not notice, because this is a REALLY crappy scanned picture...is that book there on the 'shitstand'...is one of the many 'Relationship Rescue' books I studied back then. I was sure I could reform my cock for brains boyfriend after a few S.A.A. meetings! Yes. I sent him to a Sexual Addicts Anonymous class. Bastard only went once.
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