Holy Crap.

Because I am 90% positive that the woman pictured in this Northwest Advertisement's handicap is NOT that her face has congealed into her neck, and because this is a marketing pamphlet and my assumption is that she not only agreed to have her photo taken, but CHOSE THIS PARTICULAR PHOTO to be mass produced and on display for the world to enjoy...I do not feel badly for using it as the following example of horror.

Finance and I missed our flight out to Minneapolis and were left standing at the check in counter to get scheduled on the next flight.  I noticed a bunch of pamphlets on the counter and one in particular caught my eye.  Shortly there after I picked up the pamphlet and as I gazed at this womans' photograph I almost started to cry in horror over the striking similarites between her and the Captain Morgan Face.  I turned to Finance and said 'Holy Fucking Shit, Look!  It's me in 20 years after a fifth of Captain....hold me.'

Please please please dear god, let this just be a woman whose handicap has not been the result of too much Captain Morgan causing permenent facial distortion. 

Let's have another look shall we at WCMAYF:

And now....Northwest representive without neck.  ARE YOU FEELING ME DOG?

   

Comments

[Jessica]

No no no. You can never be that woman because unlike her, you actually have a chin.

[AinH]

For one thing, I'll never let you do that to your hair:)

[Billy Boy]

I...I...I'm speechless!