Don't ever succumb to the urge to fart when you are REALLY Sick. YOU KNOW what I'm talkin' about. It's NOT GAS.
Rest assured, if your ass is at any point ABOVE YOUR HEAD for extended periods of time during sex, when it returns to it's proper place in the world, you WILL QUEEF.
Visits to the gynecologist can often times produce similar results. Minus the sex. The claw is just wrong. Lets have a look shall we?
WTF? What the hell is up with these things anyway? They look like puppets. They look like shoe horns, or orthodontic appliances, torture devices... I remember the first time I ever went in for an annual, I was PETRIFIED b/c I hadn't had sex yet, and when she pulled that thing out of the drawer I feared for my life. I asked 'Do you have one of those for virgins?'. She did. She had a tiny one ~ for beginners...BWAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! The fact that it still looked bigger than any tampon I'd ever used, was concerning.
Gentleman, remember this photograph next time your woman tells you she's going in for her Annual, or to visit her OBGYN. Understand that she has just been accosted by a talking stainless steel puppet, with a BIG MOUTH. In her vagina. Dinner should do just fine.
**Update. Tom, that is just damn SPOOKY...**
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