Undulating Scrotum

This weekend whilst the Cannon's were visiting...we had a few interesting discussions about the male package.  Hillary explained how grossed out she was by the scrotums unique characteristics.  The undulating scrotum does not impress her.  I pointed out that I was fascinated by how much control a man has over his balls.  The way a man can exercise his balls.  It's quite a performance.  The skin has never bothered me so much, but the 'undulating' factor is not the most attractive thing I have ever seen.  Cannon was explaining to me why men are constantly fucking around with their balls.  Adjusting...readjusting....massaging....whatever.  With a look of confusion he asked me why it was such a mystery considering I have two big balls on my chest.  I replied "Yes, my dear friend...but I DONT have two sagging hairy balls on my chest."  If I had two sagging hairy titties perhaps I could understand the mystery of the mans need to constantly fondle and manipulate his own.  We were out to dinner with a woman who was a nurse.  She quickly interjected the medical explanation for why the scrotum undulates and the balls play dissapearing acts into the bo-sack.  I was on my fourth drink and it didn't really impress me...however it is good to know that the balls and scrotum have purpose beyond housing the sperm farm....because DAMN THAT SHIT IS UGLY.  Quite fascinating stuff people.  What were you talking about at dinner this weekend???