A picture is worth a thousand words right? Well it's a good thing considering I have none for you today. Enjoy these photos of NYE 2003. This is the same night I had a cab drop me off downtown to meet Finance (our like 4th meeting ever). I was drunk and had probably smoked a pack of cigarettes. I was on Lexapro AND wellbutrin at the time and weighed 114lbs. When I opened the sliding door to the cab/van, to get out, my right breast fell out of my dress. But I didn't know. Until Hillary put it back in for me. Thanks my friend. The look on Finance's face as he stood outside the car door...
Priceless. Now thats a picture I wish I had.
You know how you have that like ONE, or TWO photos...the only one you think you look eye-ite in, you know, it's the one that your friends usually comment as they are looking at the picture 'WOW. You look GREAT! I don't think I've ever seen you look like that before?'. And you think to yourself, 'Was that supposed to be a compliment?'. Or even better, you get, 'WOW! That doesn't even look like you! *chuckle chuckle*'. Hmm. Alrighty then. Well this is one of mine. And of course THE other one is that nice black and white up there in the right hand corner of your screen.
You don't seriously think I'd put up the one of me giving the toast at Hillarys wedding? SHAAA. (But see, I am at the least shameless enough to provide the link to said UGLINESS for you). But in all fairness, what the hell did anyone expect? SOMEBODY made me wear a PINK FUCKING BRIDESMAID DRESS! Note to all brides contemplating a color for their bridesmaid dresses. WHITE GIRLS DON'T LOOK GOOD IN PINK. EVER. WRITE IT DOWN. You wanna guess who did LOOK GOOD when she probably tried on that god awful color thinking it would look FABULOUS on her girls? A 5 foot 8 inch tall woman who looks like EVA FUCKINGLONGORIA.
I look so...so...KATE MOSS here! Isn't it fabulous?
