Look guys! It's Vernie of Blog Fame!
She created the child that got drunk and gambled $600 dollars on the chance that I might have to go without the fabulous camera that took this shot of his mother last night. Legend has it the man child was 10lbs upon birth. The nurse looked at him and said 'Take this baby to the kitchen and give it a steak dinner!'. Can you imagine this little Vernie labored a 10lb toddler? I don't believe it.
Next we have Still Life With Loofa and Car Keys
I'm telling you people. Only a camera this nices makes a loofa look this good. Maybe now he has learned not to fuck with the Yahtzee Master.
While I'm at it. Why don't I show you all Mr. Buck. He is very...Bill Gates meets Robert Redford, and pretty damn handsome for a man in his 70's. The man could outrun me any day. And his espanol makes me want to cry. He's very Harvard. I mean, Duke. Very, duke LAW. To be exact.
And people always think Vern is my mother. I actually look like the offspring of these two...and none of us are related to Mr. Buck. I am NOT naked pictured here with Vern, I just couldn't let you all see my wedding dress! Yet.
