I am of the opinion that most babies come out looking like Yoda. Wrinkly, Flaky, Discolored, Dented, Dinged, and generally...ugly. Sorry. I only speak the truth. (Heavens to Betsy, ya'll should have seen me. Very Yoda. Not so cute. But HEY! Thank Buddha I grew into my head. In fact. Finance likes to joke that it's amazing I didn't have to drag my head around on the floor and was able to sit upright. He's lucky he ever gets touched. Really.)
Everyone always thinks their baby is the most beautiful baby and people become compelled to mass email photos to their friends coworkers baby cousin Shaniqua. And anyone knows, that unless you are blood related to that baby, the feeling is probably not so mutual.
That being said. There are sometimes an exception to the rule. I am a sucker for babies of the plumper variety, and one of my closest girlfriends just delivered a 9lb er' on Friday. (9lb 4oz to be exact). It's hard to believe this child hasn't been sucking on breast milk for the last 8 weeks. Allow me to show you photos. Case and point folks.
Mom and dad are still undecided on the name, but sounds like they may be leaning towards Witt. So, WELCOME (MAYBE) BABY WITT!!!
In other news. I am Auntie Stells once again. My sister in-law delivered her 2nd baby boy last week. Now this one, as you can see, is TINY TIM. She delivered in 45 minutes and he was 6lbs 6oz. When my time comes...I'll gladly take the 6lb one. Thank you very much. WELCOME DREW!
***finding zen news ticker***marley bigalo's balls have officially been removed. the doctor said he did great and is in recovery at the moment. we now return you to your regulary broadcasted blogging. ***
